Droppin' Bombs

Yo te quiero infinito.

So I've heard some complaints from those of you that read this blog (all 4 of you) about the posts or lack thereof. In an effort to write more interesting and informative (why are you looking here for information in the first place) blogs, I will indulge you in the adventures I have on a daily basis (here's a sneak peek). I really didn't want this blog to get personal, but what other choice do I have (I could write about gibbons). So in future posts be prepared to have your mind blown away by the most outlandish, unbelievable, indescribable, jaw-dropping, true stories from the life of Dirty Dan (most of it will be lies).

Five things that annoy me:
1. How my boxers bunch up when I put on pants.
2. Crying babies.
3. Inconsiderate people.
4. How I have to raise the volume on the TV all the way just to hear Rocky speak and then it cuts to commercial and the sound hurts my ears cause it's so loud.
5. Assholes.


"Ding Ding."

I have all the answers.

It's just one of those days.

Life doesn't get easier, we just get better at convincing ourselves that it does.

I wish I could do a back flip or dunk a basketball. I walk around all day wearing my ipod (so my life has a soundtrack). This is my idea of fashion.

May advice will save your life.

What would you do with a giraffe?

Your welcome. I wish I were a monkey, then I could just throw my crap at people who annoy me.

I wonder if I can take a punch. Sometimes I just want someone to punch me in the face to see how it feels.

Wouldn't it suck to have schizophrenia.

Some people never cease to amaze me. While others never cease to disgust me.

Wow the economy is in the toilet.

Things to consider as you try and cope with your lowly existence.

My life could be worse...

I could be you. I am just a lost soul swimming in a fish bowl. Smurfette. Every living creature on earth dies alone. You need to watch Donnie Darko.

Some things to consider while you try and get on with your day.

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What's the point of a blog anyways (to meet girls?). Some people bear their souls in a blog where anyone can read it (even psychos with internet), others write what they do everyday (like anyone cares), and others have nothing better to do (don't judge me). I just find it fascinating that people have no problem telling the world all their personal problems and struggles (the internet is my only friend).

Do: Talk to strangers or else you won't meet anyone new.

Don't: Listen to me. I don't know what I'm talking about.