Mohawk

Why get a Mohawk you ask, well that is simple:
1) I've always wanted one.
2) You save money on shampoo.
3) To be more aerodynamic.
4) Because they are badass.

Who doesn't want to look like these guys.

I will be dunking with ease in no time and not to mention all of the punani I will be getting now.
Take a look for yourself.

Time

Statues.

You first have to fail in order to succeed. Failure is not an option. I guess this means I am destined for mediocrity. I'm OK with that. Maybe that's my problem.

It's not nature vs nurture and it never have been. It's nature + nurture. We are products of our environment.

Some days my life is just too real to me.